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Press Release: All Closer Employees To Be Renamed Matt

Due to constant consternation presented in both answering phones and addressing emails, we at Closer Productions have decided to cut our losses and just call everyone Matt, all of the time. This will include some of our clients and subcontractors. We currently have three in the office, which is too many... or not enough. Prepare for life to get easier. 100% is an easier ratio to remember than 42.85714286%, which is where we were at before.

 

Last names will be maintained for legal purposes only. 

 

- Matt

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